New house, new neighbours and Klaus the unwanted house guest…


Well! It wasn’t all a con as I suspected, it turns out I have an actual house! 🙂

The house - in fact, our bit of the house. It's split into 3 abodes in a rather odd and random fashion.

The house! I should say “Our bit of the house”. It’s split into 3 abodes in a rather odd and random fashion.

`Moving in` day was Tuesday last week and it was a bit full on. I say moving in day but we’ve got the flat in Falconara for another couple of months still so it’s going to be a gradual move.

Tuesday morning we headed to Gualdo, a little town close to the new house, to finally meet my lawyer. My fears of being conned weren’t helped by the fact that she’d forgotten to bring us the keys. However, a quick call later and it was arranged that we pick them up from a Tabaccheria in another local town.

On successfully locating the keys, it was time to locate the house. We had a house number and a road name to go by but Sat Nav didn’t recognise either so we navigated ourselves to the house using only our sixth sense. “Erm, does that patch of grass look familiar?” “That hill rings a bell eh?”, “We didn’t pass a farm before did we?”, “Were there this many pot holes last time?” (I swear one of the pot holes on our road is big enough to swallow the entire car if approached incorrectly. It might even be one of the natural sink hole phenomena). Still, after several wrong turns we went straight to it.

So we parked up and headed in and the place looks pretty much as we were expecting but for some reason rather than excitement, I was just overwhelmingly daunted! I think I was expecting to feel instantly at home and it’s well, not very homely at the moment. However, the house is habitable and in fact came fully furnished which was handy given I have no furniture in Italy.

The first day there consisted of cleaning things and sort of getting our bearings. There are odd little characteristics we hadn’t spotted before, including a sign on the plug socket saying that it shouldn’t be used under any circumstances. I really, REALLY want to see what happens when you plug something in. (If you don’t hear from me again, you’ll know what’s happened).

Anyway, let me show you around…

Main floor (ground floor)

It’s not really a `ground` floor but it’s the floor that you walk into. You actually go up some steps at the front of the house to enter it and you walk into the kitchen.

Kitchen: The oven and hob run off an eyebrow scorching gas cylinder, the fridge / freezer which we spent ages cleaning suddenly stopped working (fuse?), and the sink leaks. There is a fireplace that takes up half the kitchen. A whole new kitchen needs to be put in and I hate to say it but I think I’m going to get rid of the fireplace.  


That cooker on the right hand side has a tendency to burn your eyebrows off.


The other side of the kitchen looking towards a wall which will not be there for much longer! The fireplace on the left takes up half the kitchen wall!

Living room: Small at the moment (hoping to knock down a wall to make it bigger) and  it has chairs I can’t bring myself to touch with my bare flesh.




Other side of the living room… Bit basic you see.

Random other area: This is where the `stairs` to the upstairs is. By stairs I mean perilous wooden steps.


Warning: Alcohol & these stairs do not mix. In the bottom right corner is the wood burning stove. And I’m going to do something exciting to that wooden table. Mwahahaha.

Bathroom:  The bathroom is small and a bit ugly and it’s so dark at night in the shower that I have to sing to myself to not be scared. Better for everyone’s sakes if I have a shower in the morning I think. Or get a decent light. I’m planning to overhaul this bathroom as a priority – why does everyone these days get rid of their bath!!!

The bathroom... it doesn't look bad here actually. There's a shower next to the bidet, behind the camera.

The bathroom… it doesn’t look bad here actually. There’s a shower next to the bidet, behind the camera. The cistern takes roughly 5 hours to fill up (slight exaggeration. Maybe like 4.5 hours).

Upstairs `Soffitto`

There are two bedrooms, a bathroom and the terrace up there. The two bedrooms are technically doubles but very small. I forgot to take photos! One has a very slanted roof. It would be nice to put in a couple of bay windows up there so that one could actually stand up in the slanted roof bedroom and in the bathroom.  I think my favourite thing about the house is the terrace. It’s only small, and slants and has a leaking gutter right next to it causing a little stream of water to flow across it when it rains (water feature?), but I love eating out in the open and I love our view.


View from the terrace to next door’s place.


This is the terrace with a very pretty view…

Downstairs `Cantina`

This is quite a big space – there’s potential to create a kitchen, living room, bathroom and bedroom down here. However, I break out into a cold sweat every time I think about amount of work required! I think we’ll tackle that one after the other floors have been done.

Camera 360 Camera 360 Camera 360


We have two garden spaces – a front garden which is opposite the house. I reckon you could fit maybe 6 cars on it (we haven’t measured it) and there’s a back garden which is about two cars big. Pane Caldo has been very enthusiastically planning it – we’re going to have a forest, orchard, lake and picnic area.

Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours…….

We were introduced to the neighbours. Our immediate next door neighbour is possibly the nicest person ever. She paraded us up and down the hamlet shouting “look what beautiful young neighbours we have!!!” until one by one everyone within a 5 mile radius came out and said hello. Everyone is very friendly. We have enough vegetables from their gardens to start a small grocery business.


The vegetables happy in their new home…

I made shortbread for them…


They actually came out exactly like shortbread. That never happens!

My favourite thing about the next door neighbour is she has kittens! And she offered to give us one. I think that means I can say hello to a specific kitten when we occasionally see it. I imagine the neighbour would think I’d gone insane if I let the kitten inside the house.


Two of the cats – they were having a cuddle on the drive. Awwww.

And then, there are the OTHER neighbours……… housemates if you will.

I now completely understand why the previous owner had a net over the bed and on all the windows. Mosquito’s are the last of our worries. After spotting this on the way to the bathroom……


Klaus the Scorpion (less scary with a name eh?)

… on our first night we did a bit of research. There are indeed scorpions in Italy. Boooooo! Mostly they only sting one month of the year. Yaay! August. Boooooooooooooooooo! And they like warm bedding apparently. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

The next day the neighbours knocked (and came straight in) and wondered why we’d been shut up inside all day. I reported back about Klaus the Scorpion and said from now on access to the house would be closely guarded – no more open unsupervised doors and windows. In fact, I might build a moat as well. The neighbours laughed and said that we had just been unlucky, that they don’t really make an appearance ever and it was just because the place had been shut up for a while and we should have just trodden on him. What we actually did was to put a glass over him. Neither of us could cope with moving him so we left him there until we were feeling more emotionally resilient the following morning (note: emotional resilience is not improved following a night of scorpion infested nightmares). The next morning we were both feeling sad and guilty because Klaus had died….

But it was a trick! A trick I tell you! Scheming scorpion! We splashed a bit of water on him and bam! Back to life! Never trust a scorpion. He was subsequently released into the wilds of the front garden.

Anyway. I realise the scorpion fear is irrational. Why do I like these…


Aw, cutie. He was only the size of my thumb. See, he doesn’t even need a name, he’s so cute.

But not these….


Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This was a dead one that just sort of appeared on the terrace out of nowhere. I think I’m just as worried about what killed it as the thing itself!

But I have grand plans to address the problem….

Now I know why the previous owner had a random golf club in the cantina.

Now I know why the previous owner had a random golf club in the cantina.

So I have mixed feelings on the house – there are good bits and bad bits. We’re back there today after a trip to Ikea. I’m excited about that – it will be the first time I’ve been `extravagant` since I stopped working (if extravagance includes buying saucepans and crockery). I’m hoping to bond with it more in the next week or so when it starts to become more homely and after we’ve re-homed some of the wildlife.

Tune in soon for more an update on how it’s going and some photo’s from the very cool Summer Jamboree in Senigallia.

Have good weeks!


ps. Apologies for any spelling/ grammatical mistakes – my editor is on holiday! Pfft!

Categories: Uncategorized | Tags: , , , , , | 14 Comments

Post navigation

14 thoughts on “New house, new neighbours and Klaus the unwanted house guest…

  1. Great post Sue. Congratulations on getting a ‘house’. I love some of your comments – many of them have me smiling based on my own living in Italy experiences 🙂

    • Thanks Cathy! Ooo where did you live in Italy?! I see you’re in the UK these days? Just seen your blog – you’ve inspired me to get back into reading! I’m trying to read Game of Thrones at the moment in Italian but I’m a depressingly small percentage of the way through! Perhaps it’s time I try something in English! x

      • Sue you are reading Italian books!!!!! Way to go. 🙂 I am still getting to grips with the books Mrs Sensible uses to teach her chilblains at school to read. But it is not cool to be sat at a bar with a glass of wine in one hand and reading an Italian book designed for a seven year old !!!!

      • When I say “reading”, I mean, looking up every single word of an italian book in a dictionary. However, I’m reading it on a kindle and you just press the screen and it brings up what the word means so rather than looking a bit thick, it looks like I’m just reading exceptionally fast 😉 I like your idea though – particularly the wine component but if you’re going to do that and get away with it, you’ll have to place yourself near some random children so it looks like you’re reading to them 😉

      • Hi Sue,
        If the children heard me read with my outrage accent they would fall about laughing.

      • I lived in northern Lazio (in a few towns), last one was Capodimonte. We’ve been in the UK since mid 2012. Wow I’m impressed that you are reading Game of Thrones in Italian! I’m currently reading a book I bought for my kids (in Italian). Do you have an email address Sue as I’d like to write to you via email x

  2. Mrs sensible is terrified of the lizards (Gecko) that stick to the wall….. I think the are cute. We moved into our house 60 days ago and I am still surrounded by boxes, mind you Mrs S has decided to go and visit the family in Sicily, so work has stopped.

    Good neighbors are fab, I wish you all the best.


    • Thanks Pecora! I’m glad your move has gone well! I sympathise with the number of boxes about. I don’t want to move or look in any of them now just in case there’s some bug inside! I was absolutely inspired by your workaways. I need to get myself one! How does Mrs Sensible cope not liking lizards – they’re everywhere up here at least! I’ve just been trying to get one out of the bathroom. Stubborn little thing. I’m hoping it’ll chase away Klaus the Scorpion’s family (I wonder who would win in a fight?).

      Thanks again and thanks for the driving license advice a while back – I sensed you’d written and then all evidence was wiped away and couldn’t find you anywhere on my blog which of course, makes sense because I wrote the comment on yours! Silly! I’ve decided to tackle one hurdle at a time so car and license considerations can wait for a bit lest I explode! x

      • I think my Italian driving licence took 8 months because when I married Mrs Sensible’s I decided to join our surnames surname together. I always wanted a posh hyphenated surname…. More fool me.

        Regarding Gecko’s and lizards Mrs S has a huge phobia with Gecko’s, lizards she just hates. She left Sicily 10 years ago because of 1) She hated the corruption 2) She hated the disorganisation of life in Sicily and finally 3) She is petrified of Gecko’s.

        If ever I doubt her love I just have to remember she came back to Italy to please me, she would be happy in a house in Italy surrounded by organisation and rain.

      • Ha, well I must admit I quite like the organisation bit – that would be nice. And I could do with fewer scorpions and vipers! But other than that, I think you both made the right choice!

  3. Tracey Dudman

    Hi Sue, it looks amazing and very exciting making it what you want it to be. Are your mum and dad coming out to help with renovations? Tracey x

    • Thanks Tracey! Your mum said you’re doing a bit of decorating these days – feel free to come and sort out my place 😉 Mum and dad are coming out in October so hopefully the weather will still be nice. I think they have handed in their renovating notice following the Pompey flat! Hope retirement is treating you well – sounds like you’re having a great time 🙂 x

  4. Peter G

    Many congratulations! I think the stairs are scarier than Klaus!

    • Ha! Yes the annoying thing is the terrace is so lovely to eat out on but all the food is downstairs. We’ll have to create a pulley system to get trays up because it makes for quite a treacherous trip otherwise! You guys are always welcome (only a small price to pay in scorpion clearing ;-)) x

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

Blog at

%d bloggers like this: